sherry says:
ok now its joke time
sherry says:
(:
tessa says:
-.-
tessa says:
welcome back
tessa says:
;D
sherry says:
i have lots of jokes
sherry says:
SERIOUSLYYYY
tessa says:
okayye D: ...
sherry says:
ok
sherry says:
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

sherry says:
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”


sherry says:
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
SHERRY; just unbelievable/ says:
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”
sherry says:
(;
tessa says:
uh
tessa says:
was it suppose to be funny ?
tessa says:
-.-
sherry says:
yeah
tessa says:
err . okayye .. HAHAHAHAH ? D:
sherry says:
the husband said karate my ass
tessa says:
ya i gettid
sherry says:
means the dog is gonna break his ass
tessa says:
but not that funny D:
sherry says:
ok
sherry says:
other one
tessa says:
lol .
sherry says:
you say not funny then y u laughing
sherry says:
U VERY WEIRD
tessa says:
...
tessa says:
so evil
sherry says:
ok ok heres another one
tessa says:
>=[
tessa says:
okayye
sherry says:
jk
sherry says:
ok
sherry says:
i called ur boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
tessa says:
LOL
sherry says:
funny?
tessa says:
yess ;D
tessa says:
better then the other one
tessa says:
lols
sherry says:
okok
sherry says:
wait
sherry says:
Two criminals are talking in a jail cell

"What are you in for?"

"Something I did NOT do!"

" Sooo... you're innocent? what did you not do?"

" I DIDN'T run fast enough!"

tessa says:
LOL .
sherry says:
haha
sherry says:
see, its good to search for jokes
tessa says:
-.-
sherry says:
cos it proves u r retarded
tessa says:
LOL .
tessa says:
it proves YOUUU .
tessa says:
to be retarded
tessa says:
cause i don't search for jokes ;D .
sherry says:
no it proves YOU laugh for retarded jokes
tessa says:
i wait for people//retards like you to tell e them
sherry says:
cos YOU r reatrded
tessa says:
-.-
sherry says:
*retarded
tessa says:
me*
sherry says:
ok another one
sherry says:
you want to hear a dirty joke?
sherry says:
say yes
tessa says:
yes -.-
sherry says:
a white horse fell into the mud
sherry says:
isnt that so dirty?
tessa says:
DIAO LAH .
sherry says:
HAHA ok im SO retarded
tessa says:
YEs I KINDA KNEW LONG TIME AGO
sherry says:
but thats the joke
tessa says:
-.-
sherry says:
WAIT ARE U INSULTING ME?
sherry says:
OMG
tessa says:
NO I'M NOT
sherry says:
lol
tessa says:
I'M STATING A FACT ;D

and sherry just winked a pig at me and said it was me T__t .
how sad .
xoxo 3:31 PM