my friend sent me this ,
and it's damn funny , yo :D .



One girl went to the preacher to confess her sin.
Girl: Father, i have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, i called a guy a son of a bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.
Girl: He took off my clothes too.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: Still, that's no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what..
Preacher: (evil laugh..) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes) Urgh, yes that's what he did..
Preacher: My dear girl, there's still no reason to call him a..
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!













wth . :D .
xoxo 9:35 PM